1: When the music stopped, he died very suddenly, How?

He was an Insect sitting on a chair in MUSICAL CHAIRS

2: A man was born before his father, killed his mother & married his sister - yet he was considered normal by all who knew him. HOW?

His mother DIED in birth, he was born BEFORE his fathers eyes & he MARRIED his sister to her husband.

3: A man was trapped on an island in the middle of a large & deep lake. He could not swim & had no boat or means of making one. He waited desperately for help, but none came. He eventually managed to escape. HOW?

He walked across the frozen lake.

4: A man entered a city art gallery & did some terrible damage to some very valuable Impressionist paintings. Instead of being arrested, he was thanked by the artist & museum owner. WHY?

HE was a fire-fighter who had sprayed the paintings with water which damaged them, but saved them from total destruction.

5: At the end of the Wimbledon Tennis championships, the winner was talking to all the other finalists & said ?There is something here which you can see & all the other people here can see, but I can not see it!? WHAT WAS THIS THING?

Every other competitor could see someone who had beaten them.

6: A mountain instructor took two guides with him up Snowdon. One of the guides fell down a deep crevasse, yet the remaining two kept on walking. WHY?

One of the guides was a book.

7: Two men went out for the night in a pub. One of them noticed a tall, dark stranger looking like death drinking soda-water. He pointed him out to his companion. Both uneasy, the two men left for a different pub. After a few minutes, they noticed the same tall dark stranger again. Deciding to leave, they went to a 3rd bar, which was empty - except for a young couple. However, within a few minutes, the same stranger came in, drinking soda-water. Almost out of his mind, one of the two men went over to this figure and said ?Who are you and what do you want?!? WHAT DID THE MAN ANSWER?

?I am the taxi driver who has been driving you from bar to bar!?

8: A man making over £10 million a year drives a small car, lives in a modest house & insists he cannot afford luxuries. WHY NOT?

He works at the mint. He makes £10 million a year but draws a modest salary.

9: A man is crowned king. Shortly later he is captured by the enemy, & cut into two. WHY?

This is normal in a game of draughts.

10: How many Bananas can Sean eat on an empty stomach?

One. After that, his stomach would not be empty.